The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild
by Marston Lyons
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Pub Date Aug 19 2021 | Archive Date Nov 12 2021
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Description
Swearing is all fun and games until you reach the point in your life where you need to find a milder way to express your emotional exasperation. Perhaps you have become a new parent, or are starting a new job. Or maybe you are hosting an upcoming church picnic. Relax!
The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents...and for Those who Want to Keep it Mild has you covered. Through extensive research on a limited basis, the author has not only compiled humorous alternate expressions to use where you traditionally would swear - but they show you were they are used no matter what situation you are in.
In this little gem of a book you will:
HAVE access to a treasure trove of alternative swear expressions, new and old, for you to start using immediately
SEE how to create alternative swear expressions of your own using our ingenious "Build a Swear" chapter
UNDERSTAND what emotional situations that would normally call for a swear, by way of our amazing "Emotional Swear Alternative Translator"
LEARN how a newly learned alternative swear will fit right in with your needs
And so much more!
Makes a perfect gift for new parents, expectant mothers, baby showers, college graduation or to celebrate a new job!
So get right to it today and start reading the The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild. We "swear" you will find something in it useful and funny!
Available Editions
| ISBN | 9781737804413 |
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Featured Reviews
Abe C, Reviewer
This is a fun book. Essentially the issue is this: you are a new parent and frustration finds its way into your life too frequently. Have you thought about swearing? How do you spell relief? C'mon, everyone swears. This compendium gives you alternatives, such as using flowerbed, instead of the f word. Language matters, so why not be creative? There is even a chapter with a Mad Libs format. I read an advance of the book, so I don't any illustrations or design features, just the text. I can imagine this would be a fun purchase for a new parent. Oh, what the heck, go ahead and plunge in, build your vocabulary and keep it clean.
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